It’s Wednesday, which means it’s time for some midweek comedy relief. While perusing YouTube looking for vlogger videos, I stumbled across the above Maybelline Moisture Whip Lipstick commercial from 1984 starring Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the hit TV show of the same name (translation: she was the Sarah Jessica Parker of her time). My first reaction when this video started playing was, Is this a makeup commercial or the introduction to an adult video? The aggressively suggestive language makes even today’s Victoria’s Secret ads seem tame in comparison! In fact, this commercial seems more geared more toward men than women. Because the idea of wearing a full face of makeup while swimming in a pool is not something any girl would contemplate, now or back then.
This awesomely ’80s discovery prompted me to dig around for more commercial gems from the era, the best of which I’ve posted after the jump. ’80s makeup ads were overdramatic, cheesy, and unintentionally hilarious—but boy, did they try hard not to be.











Before you put on a drop of foundation, apply a primer on clean skin—it will help blur imperfections so your skin tone looks more even and you won’t need as much makeup. I like Giorgio Armani Beauty Light Master Primer, which has blue and pink light-reflecting particles to help diffuse discolorations. Squeeze out a pea-size drop and... 




